He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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