why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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