she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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