i barfeds in our rink
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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