NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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