brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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