worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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