idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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