Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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