thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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