I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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