I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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