So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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