Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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