Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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