I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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