best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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