I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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