never play flip cup with pint glasses
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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