she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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