4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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