I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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