You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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