Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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