I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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