Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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