She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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