I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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