you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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