i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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