He is such a slut. More and more my type.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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