I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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