what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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