There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Oh god it's open bar.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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