My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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