you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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