I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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