Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think brook has ever known best
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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