He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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