I have demons in me.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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