Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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