she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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