chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
ttyl tear gas
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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