weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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