People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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