You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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