Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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