I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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