It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Will exercising make me less horny?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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