He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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